1
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"I' He's dynamite J"

2
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"I' So dynamite J"

3
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I' Ooohhh, ooohhh I'

4
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<i>a“ Ooohhh a“.</i>

5
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<i>A“ Ahhhh A“.</i>

6
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"I' He's dynamite J"

7
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I' Dy-no, dy-no J”

8
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I' Ooohhh, ooohhh I'

9
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<i>a " Oooohhhh I"</i>

10
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I' Dynamite! Dynamite! <i>J”.</i>

11
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This week...

12
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Ho!

13
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Hyah!

14
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Ho!

15
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Hyah!

16
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Huah!

17
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[ Growls ]

18
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Ow! Ugh!

19
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Damn! Damn! Damn!!

20
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I can't even break a board

21
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with that big, Black
blueberry's face on it!

22
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And look at this!

23
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Is it rea/lythat important

24
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to have the whole Black
community on drugs?

25
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Of course not.

26
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I could give a damn
about the Black community

27
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and its mama.

28
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This is about Black Dynamite.

29
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He thinks he's so
Black and dynamite.

30
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Without the Black
community, there is no need

31
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for a Black Dynamite.

32
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Why don't you find another
Black that's not so dynamite

33
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to have an unhealthy
obsession about?

34
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Shut up!

35
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Now, give me an evil plan

36
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that will destroy the
Black community,

37
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thus rendering that
brillo-headed Black Dynamite

38
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obsolete once and for all!

39
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Well, Congress did just pass
a new domestic aid package,

40
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whose small print takes all
the money out of education,

41
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planned parenthood,
and public housing

42
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and puts it into
subsidizing illegal drugs

43
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in the Black community.

44
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[ laughs] Henry, you sick fuck.

45
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This is why I love you.

46
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With drugs so cheap, no
blackie alive will be able to resist,

47
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and soon, everyone will be dead,

48
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unproductive, and
hopelessly hooked.

49
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Hmm. Two wrongs
don't make a right,

50
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but when everything's r00 right,

51
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somethings got to be wrong.

52
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MAN: What |'ma do? Huh? Huh?

53
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What I'ma do?

54
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Don't you shut that off
and give me the bait!

55
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Freeze, Tasty Freeze!

56
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Shit!

57
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[ Panting ]

58
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[tires squeal]

59
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Aaaah!

60
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Tasty Freeze, how many
times has Black Dynamite

61
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talked to you about selling
drugs in his community?

62
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I think it was twice,
Black Dynamite.

63
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See, there was the
first time you said not to,

64
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and then the second ti...

65
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Well, Black Dynamite only
talks with his mouth twice.

66
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The third time, he
talks with his <i>hands.</i>

67
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No, no, no, no,
no, wait... Ow! Stop!

68
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If you want Black
Dynamite's hand to stop,

69
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you better tell him something
good. Can you dig it?

70
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What I was trying to say, before
your hand so rudely interrupted me,

71
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is I ain't selling drugs to
the community no more!

72
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No, Black Dynamite, I swear
to God! I put it on all my hos!

73
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I'm selling drugs
for the community.

74
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I don't understand,

75
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and Black Dynamite don't like
not understanding shit even more

76
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than he don't like saying
shit three times with his mouth.

77
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Get his ass, Black Dynamite!

78
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These drug dealers are
messin' up the community!

79
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Since when have you
complained about the drugs

80
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in the community, Basehead?

81
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Since nobody will sell me none!

82
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I can't get no base from
nobody in this damn community!

83
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And without base,
I'm just a head.

84
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They fuckin' up my whole
identity, Black Dynamite!

85
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I ain't got time
for this, Basehead.

86
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Spare me your shuck,
and spare me your jive.

87
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No, no. He's telling the
truth, Black Dynamite.

88
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Now, will you shut
your fist up for a minute

89
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and just let me show
you, man? Please?

90
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Fine, let me back up my car

91
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so you ain't pinned
to the wall no more.

92
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TASTY FREEZE: I don't know
how it happened, Black Dynamite,

93
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but the moment you
left the community,

94
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it just got flooded with
drugs. I mean, gooddrugs.

95
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Good, good, good drugs.

96
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I mean, this shit have you
seeing unicorns and sasquatches,

97
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but not the big sasquatches...

98
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Like, the little, tiny sasquatches.
- Basehead!

99
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Well, anyway, Black Dynamite,
these drugs were so cheap,

100
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it was easy to turn a profit,
and Black people didn't

101
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even wanna use them no more.
- Speak for yourself!

102
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I'll take a high over a
life of wealth any day.

103
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Black Dynamite, the word
spread so fast that soon,

104
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every white-collar whitey
who wanted some white was

105
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down here trying to score.

106
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Come to find out, they buy more
drugs than the Black community.

107
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Everybody in the community
became a drug dealer,

108
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and I mean everybody...
Except Basehead, of course.

109
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I got so desperate, I was 'bout to
move out of the Black community

110
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just so I could come back
in and get some drugs.

111
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But I ain't have no car,

112
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'cause I already
sold it for some base

113
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the second week I
became a basehead!

114
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Okay, then, tell me...
What's happening with all this

115
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newfound honky drug bread?

116
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We cleaned up the streets,
Black Dynamite, with rea/soap.

117
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We buildin' libraries,
and we openin' markets

118
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that fulfill the Black man
in America's long struggle

119
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to acquire fresh produce.

120
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And it's all thanks to the white
community's drug addiction.

121
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I'm trying to see the
downside of all this,

122
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but all I keep coming up
with is a whole lot of ups.

123
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Oh, damn! I'm gonna be late!

124
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All the hustlers are using this
good drug money to sponsor

125
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a Black fair in the
community this afternoon.

126
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Why don't you come check
it out, Black Dynamite?

127
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Basehead, we could use
you in the basehead throw.

128
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A basehead throw?!
What kind of person

129
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gonna take a basehead
and throw him at a wall

130
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like he a damn
dwarf or somethin'?

131
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Fuck you!

132
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How much base you
get for a basehead throw?

133
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Like, you get, like,
a pound of base?

134
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'Cause I could be thrown
for a pound of base,

135
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no problem at all.

136
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I' Dynamite! Dynamite! <i>J”.</i>

137
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NIXON: This can't be true.

138
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They should have
killed each other by now!

139
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[snorts ] Oh, man. This
stuff is real, real, real good.

140
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Where did you get that?

141
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The Black community. Where else?

142
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Everyone gets their
coke from there now.

143
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They've got really good prices.

144
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You fucking idiot!

145
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We made the drugs that cheap
so they can kill themselves,

146
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not sell it back to us!

147
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I'm sorry, Mr. President,

148
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but you and this
Black Dynamite shit

149
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<i>has got me</i> under
a <i>lot of stress.</i>

150
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Damn it, Kiss.

151
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If drugs can't wipe out the
Black community, what can?

152
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<i>"MAN". Oh, no reason
to go there, damn'.</i>

153
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I'm just gonna walk right in.

154
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Elvis Aaron Presley,
the king of rock 'n' roll?

155
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What are you doing here?

156
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Mr. President, I heard there was
a drug epidemic in white America,

157
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and that thing made me madder

158
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than a premenstrual mosquito
in a mannequin factory.

159
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I said to myself, I said,
"Elvis, you gotta stop the ghetto

160
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from selling their Black drugs
to the white American people."

161
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So I hightailed out of Graceland

162
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faster than a cat
can lick his own <i>ass.</i>

163
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Send me into the Black
community, Tricky Dicky.

164
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I want to serve my country.

165
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Mr. President, you're not
gonna let Elvis do this, are you'?

166
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He'll get himself
killed Exactly!

167
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<i>[swishes, swallows]</i>

168
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Elvis Aaron
Presley, I knight you

169
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the undercover D.E.A. agent

170
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of the secret "Operation
Ghetto Blaster."

171
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I give you the
complete authority

172
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to stop the Black community

173
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from poisoning the white
community with their drugs,

174
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by any means
necessary or unnecessary.

175
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Thank you. Thank you very much.

176
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[camera shutter clicks]

177
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[cheers and applause]

178
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<i>[Damn! Damn! Damn]!</i>

179
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[ laughs]

180
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James done died, Penny
got burned by an iron,

181
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and J.J. just got shot.

182
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Whoo! "Good Times" is hilarious!

183
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CREAM CORN: Honey Bee!

184
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Are you sure this perm is
supposed to be in here so long?

185
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It feel like my
hair done burnt off.

186
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[ laughs] Uh-oh.

187
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"Uh-oh"? There ain't
supposed to be no "uh-oh"

188
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when you doin'
my 'do! [Sizzling ]

189
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[ laughs]

190
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Oh! What the... Ain't no ho
gonna wanna be my bottom bitch

191
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with my head looking like this!

192
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What ho is gonna bottom-bitch

193
00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,495
for a Fisher-Price pimp like
you in the first place, huh?

194
00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,476
Oh! First, you
gonna take my hair,

195
00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,053
now you gonna
take my pimp juice?

196
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It may be small, but I got
a pimp hand, Honey Bee,

197
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and you 'bout to get
bottom-bitch slapped!

198
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Uh-huh. You want
some of Honey Bee?

199
00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,936
Come on. You want some of this?

200
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Say something else.
Say something else!

201
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I'm tappin' out.
I'm tappin' out!

202
00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,906
- Black Dynamite! You're home!
- Hey, Black Dynamite!

203
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Who the fuck are you?

204
00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:39,039
[ Both laugh ]

205
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,537
It's notfunny! It's
me... Cream Corn!

206
00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,414
Honey Bee ruined my hair,

207
00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,191
which ruined my game,
which ruined my pimpin',

208
00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,671
which ruined my
life, Black Dynamite!

209
00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,170
You ain't got no life, you
Kojak, Black Mr. Clean,

210
00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,300
bowling-ball-head,
half-a-pimp-|0okin' motherfucker.

211
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Get out my face!

212
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All right, Honey
Bee. That's enough.

213
00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,494
There's only so many
bald jokes a man can take

214
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when his head is looking
like a damn tootsie roll pop.

215
00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,456
Now, no more fighting.
- Fine. There won't be no fightin'.

216
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,266
But I'm thinkin' 'bout
pressin' full charges.

217
00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,418
Now, y'all pull it together, and
let's go see what's going down

218
00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,649
at the community drug-free,
drug-sponsored block fair.

219
00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,589
I can't go nowhere with
my hair lookin' like this!

220
00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,399
Everybody gonna laugh
at me, Black Dynamite!

221
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,447
I know looking like a bald,
Black Daddy Warbucks

222
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,525
done got you down
and filled with sorrow,

223
00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,953
but like little Annie said, "that
sun'll come out tomorrow."

224
00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:21,248
[ laughter]

225
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:25,623
What's in it for me?
What's in it for me-e-e-e-e?!

226
00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,172
[ Crowd cheers ]

227
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,556
Oh. Looks like we got
some serious customers.

228
00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,429
Excuse me while I
attend to all their white

229
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,763
drug-consumption
needs, my dear chaps.

230
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There's a new
sheriff in town, baby,

231
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and his name is The King.

232
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Now, I suggest you stop

233
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selling your Black drugs
to the white community

234
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and keep them in your
ghettos, where they belong,

235
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or you and your brothers are
gonna be in a world of pain!

236
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Hi, King. The name
is Tasty Freeze.

237
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How 'bout if I give you a
little courtesy bag of smack

238
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,244
so you and your
hillbilly friends here

239
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,701
can go get real high in your
own community somewhere

240
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,581
and you can let us
get back to enjoying

241
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,833
our drug-free block fair?

242
00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,459
Uh, what you say?

243
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,756
[grunts]

244
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:12,843
Hyah!

245
00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,133
Aaah!

246
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,282
Now, get up against that
there wall and spread your legs.

247
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,263
We're tearin' this place apafl.

248
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,182
Lift the nuts and check the ass of
every last man, woman, and child

249
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,761
until we confiscate
all the damn drugs.

250
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,596
The President wants
us to destroy everything

251
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,306
that was gotten
with ill gottens,

252
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,336
so start breakin', burnin',
and generally messin' up shit

253
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,771
real, real, real bad.

254
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,820
Damn, King! Why
your hands so cold?

255
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,568
Black Dynamite!

256
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,025
Elvis got Tasty by the balls...

257
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,530
Literally by the balls!

258
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,157
Elvis Presley, who
you think you are,

259
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,975
showing up in the Black
community, unannounced,

260
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,615
frisking Black ball sacs?

261
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,995
Looky here, now,
I'm on a mission

262
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,105
from the President of these
here white United States

263
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,211
to kick ass and bust
heads to the black meat

264
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,289
until I stop your
Negro community

265
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,223
from spreading your
Black drugs across America,

266
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,921
causing an epidemic.

267
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,923
Now, this ain't about race.

268
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,722
The Black community has had
drugs of epidemic proportions for years,

269
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,800
and ain't nobody ever
sent no Elvis Presley.

270
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,371
Well, if y'all had kept getting
high on your own supply,

271
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,831
this wouldn't be
happening right now.

272
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,471
Now, drop your
drawers, big fella,

273
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,251
'cause once I'm done
searching these two balls,

274
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,765
you and baldy-locks'
nuts are next.

275
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,297
Elvis, now, don't let Tricky Dicky
make you get your <i>ass</i> whupped.

276
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,653
Now, take off that badge
and gun, and I won't be cruel.

277
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,653
Keep it on, and it's back to
my regular ass-kicking schedule.

278
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,359
Bring it on! Bring it on, baby!

279
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,453
[ Bell rings]

280
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,200
BULLHORN: If you got to pinch
a loaf, hold your turd cutter tight,

281
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,874
'cause if you move your log shooter,
you gonna miss the whole fight,

282
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,827
'cause Elvis is about
to get his ass whupped

283
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,537
by Black Dynamite!

284
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,526
I don't think your boy
know what he gettin' into.

285
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,838
Well, then, maybe Black Dynamite
better smack some sense into him.

286
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,043
[ Bell rings]

287
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,095
All right, darkie Dynamite.

288
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,422
You're in for a world
of hurtin', baby. Whoo!

289
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,142
[grunts]

290
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,056
You had enough, Pelvis?
You like that, Pelvis?

291
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,858
Actually, that's one
of my nicknames.

292
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,685
Why you hitting yourself? Huh?

293
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,382
Why you hitting
yourself? Man, look at you.

294
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,896
You... can't... do... this...

295
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,356
to... me! [Whimpers]

296
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,861
I'm The King!

297
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,568
No, you were the King.

298
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,278
Now you're a fat,
distorted parody

299
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,100
of the cool and sexy
motherfucker you used to be.

300
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,519
You sold out the people that gave
you everything that made you you,

301
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,409
and you got into
bed with The Man.

302
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,383
Now, if that's not the
least rock-'n'-roll thing

303
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,191
a motherfucker could
do, I don't know what is.

304
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,797
Maybe that's
why... you... are...

305
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,467
hitting... yourself.

306
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:24,423
[crying 1 [grunts]

307
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,683
Okay. All right. All right.

308
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,389
I don't... want to... search...

309
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,599
n0... more... Black... ball...

310
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,401
sacs... Black Dynamite.

311
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,924
Oh, Black Dynamite and the
Black community in general, please!

312
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,905
Please forgive me,
for I have sinned.

313
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,575
Have mercy, if you will,
on my soulless body.

314
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,153
Black Dynamite ain't
falling for that old okie-doke.

315
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,033
No, this ain't no
trick, Black Dynamite.

316
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,186
Your thorough ass-whuppin' has
shown me the light and the dark.

317
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,702
I realize now that I've
been nothing but an ignorant

318
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,581
soul-stealing, fat-ass,
redneck drug addict.

319
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,734
May all of the Black ball sacs
forgive me, Black Dynamite!

320
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,169
Black-allelujah!

321
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,047
Now that Black Dynamite has
baptized you with your own fist,

322
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,990
you need to go spread
the gospel to Tricky Dicky

323
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,096
and the rest of them
honkies that put you up to this.

324
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,023
Now get the fuck on.
- Now, hold on one second.

325
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,163
And I would like to stay and
help mend what I have broken.

326
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,019
After all, I have
built my career

327
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,065
ripping off the Black man's
blues and his rhythms.

328
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,766
The least I can do is spend
the rest of my days giving back,

329
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,191
because the truth is...

330
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,770
I' I'm all fucked up, mm-hmm ♪

331
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,982
I' Well, I'm a mess with no
soul What's wrong with me? ♪

332
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,068
I' A pill-popping slob,
and I'm <i>as</i> fat as can be I'

333
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,779
I' I stole rock 'n' roll
from the Blacks, you see I'

334
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,580
I' I'm on drugs ♪

335
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,659
I' I'm all fucked up, mm-hmm ♪

336
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,868
DHmmJ”

337
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,455
I' Yeah, yeah J”.

338
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,466
I' My moves and my
songs, yes, I copied 'em all J“

339
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,965
I' I'm hangin' all over
Chuck Berry's balls ♪

340
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,468
I' I wouldn't be shit
if it wasn't for y'all I'

341
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,299
I' I'm on drugs ♪

342
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,102
I' I'm all fucked up, mm-hmm ♪

343
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,474
DHmmJ”

344
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:57,182
I' Yeah, yeah J”

345
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,110
I' It's clear to see that
I was out of my mind I'

346
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,234
I' Friskin' Black ball
sacs and Tasty's behind J“

347
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,567
I' And then my savior,
Black Dynamite ♪

348
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,699
<i>a“ He whupped my ass,
and he showed me “we fight I“</i>

349
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,247
I' He took my hand and
made me smack myself ♪

350
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,826
I' I lost control of my bowels,
and the pills didn't help ♪

351
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,628
I' I knew at that moment
I'd had enough J“

352
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,376
I' I'm on drugs ♪

353
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,503
I' I'm all fucked up J“.

354
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,947
Step to the side, Roscoe, and let
The King show you how it's done.

355
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,962
- What you got there, King?
- This here, Roscoe,

356
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,742
is what I like to call my
peanut butter, bacon,

357
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,133
pancake batter, butter,
and banana sandwich.

358
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,997
I know you didn't get that
shit from no Black folks.

359
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,728
<i>That is definitely not it.</i>

360
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,917
I'd like to dedicate this
sandwich to the Black community.

361
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,961
May its delicious, creamy
goodness be an inspiration

362
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,851
to all the good works
we will achieve together.

363
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:45,522
Long live The King!
Long live The King!

364
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,948
Long live The King!
- [grunts]

365
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,401
[ crowd gasps ]

366
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,452
Knock on wood! Knock on wood!

367
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,247
Damn it! I <i>knewl</i> should
have knocked on wood!

368
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,292
Ooooh! They done
killed Elvis Presley.

369
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,369
Oh, I'm-a tell it!

370
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,422
And even if they didn't,
that's what |'ma say they did.

371
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,500
I' Dynamite! Dynamite! <i>J”</i>

372
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,004
Elvis! Don't you die on
me! Don't you die on me!

373
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,554
You got everything to live for!

374
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,507
Yeah, like a new little
bald-headed bitch.

375
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,371
I'm tellin' you! I'ma
pimp-slap your bottom ass!

376
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,075
Come on, y'all, we got
bigger problems here

377
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,808
than bald-headed
bitches loving Elvis.

378
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,515
Having Elvis die in
the Black community

379
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,449
gives Nixon a reason
to drop the big one on us.

380
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,019
Oh-ho, no! Not the big one!

381
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,525
The big one is comin'!
I tell you, not that!

382
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,323
Unh-unh!

383
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,151
What's the big one?
- The N-bomb.

384
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,202
The N-bomb? You mean nuclear?

385
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,530
- Worse.
- Neutron?

386
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,707
Worser than that.
The rea/N-bomb...

387
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,159
The one you can't say on TV.

388
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,253
That really exists? I
thought that was some jive...

389
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,163
brothers was just
kickin' at the barbershop.

390
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,214
Oh, no, Cream Corn.
The N-bomb is <i>real.</i>

391
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,292
When I was working for the CIA,

392
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,378
lseenit with my own eyes.

393
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,930
And if they drop it on us...

394
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,082
of course Black Dynamite
will survive, but the rest of y'all

395
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,063
can kiss your Black
community <i>asses</i> goodbye.

396
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,629
All we need to do
is make it look like

397
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,353
Elvis decided to
quit being a cop

398
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,464
and get his fat ass across
the Black community city lines

399
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,978
and back to Graceland.

400
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,759
Then, it will look like
he decided to die there.

401
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,944
Honey Bee, I was about to say

402
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,714
"you took the words
right out of my mouth,"

403
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,405
but I knew there
was nothing in there.

404
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,682
Now, that sounds like a Black
Dynamite plan if I ever said one.

405
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,198
Now, let's go.

406
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,626
Kissinger, has that fat,
pill-popping piece of shit

407
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,921
died at the hands
of those chocos yet?

408
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,295
No, Mr. President.
He's still alive, sir.

409
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,969
What the...? How the
hell did you get in here?

410
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,513
I'm a basehead. I
can get in anywhere.

411
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,057
Watch this. Poof I.

412
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,602
Okay. I get it. You're
a magical Negro.

413
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,020
I have three wishes,
do I? The first wish...

414
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,142
Nah, man.

415
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,725
I'm a stereotypical
basehead from the community,

416
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,153
and I'm here to tell you
that Elvis Presley is dead

417
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,072
and Black Dynamite
is trying to cover it up.

418
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,991
Are you sure about this?

419
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,614
Yup, 'cause he done
killed Elvis. Elvis is gone.

420
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,867
Kissinger, prepare the N-bomb.

421
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,665
If I can prove that the
Black community killed Elvis,

422
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,540
I can finally get rid of Black
Dynamite once and for all!

423
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,371
Come on, citizen Basehead.

424
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,878
Lead me to The King's corpse.

425
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,878
[ Clears throat]

426
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,802
But you know you better put
some base in these hands,

427
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,880
or it's gonna be problems.

428
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,056
BLACK DYNAMITE: We made it
outside the Black community city limits.

429
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,477
We almost home-free.

430
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,225
[fart] Oh, my goodness!

431
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,102
Dead Elvis just let
out a thunder dumpling!

432
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,171
Oh, excuse me. I think that
might have been me, Cream Corn.

433
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,777
Say what?! Damn, woman.

434
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,070
It's not my fault. It was
Elvis' peanut butter, bacon...

435
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,114
pancake batter, butter,
and banana sandwiches.

436
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,566
Yeah, I ate it.

437
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,096
Well, we need to find a
gas station or somethin',

438
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,681
Black Dynamite,
'cause that wasn't no fart.

439
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,662
That was a shart.
She shitted in that fart.

440
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,518
We can't, Cream Corn.
We got to get dead Elvis...

441
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,270
back to Graceland
quick, fast, and in a hur...

442
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,956
Oh, d... oh God damn, Honey Bee!

443
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,639
Man, them rednecks look

444
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,762
like they ain't lynched
a Negro all day.

445
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,217
I wish /was pumpin' the gas

446
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,179
so you could go
over there and pay.

447
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,480
[water running]

448
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,558
Aah! Look what you
done did to my damn head!

449
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,734
- [ laughs]

450
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,673
Well, screw you, too! You
was always jealous of my hair!

451
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,483
Com on over here.
Come on, puny pimp!

452
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,531
Come on, p-p-puny pimp!

453
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,325
You gon' get your
ass whupped aga...

454
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,368
[gunshot] What was that?

455
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,446
Now, the next one
ain't goin' in the air.

456
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,705
We know that's The King's
car, so where's The King?

457
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,247
[ Both breathe heavily ]

458
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,332
There. You rednecks
have your king.

459
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,404
Now, let us go so we can
get him back to Graceland.

460
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,386
I don't know, Bubba. The
King looks a little strange to me.

461
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,464
You all tr yin' to
pull a fast one on us

462
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,517
just 'cause we a bunch of
dumb-ass rednecks, huh?

463
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,061
If that's Elvis, prove it.

464
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,228
[country music plays]

465
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,397
[as Elvis] Hah! Whoo!
Work it out, baby!

466
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:52,352
[grunting rhythmically]

467
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,902
Get it! Unh!

468
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,357
[rip]

469
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,906
[ BOth grunt]

470
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,994
Uh-oh.

471
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,537
Bubba, I think these colored
fellas done killed our King.

472
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,284
- Get 'em!
- HONEY BEE: Oh, hell no!

473
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,661
Go, go; go! Go!

474
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,866
[gulps]

475
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,794
[engine revs]

476
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,211
They comin'! They 00min'!

477
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,380
Get up off me!

478
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,380
I got a 8675309!

479
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,211
Some negroes
are trying to kidnap

480
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,172
the king of rock 'n' roll!

481
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,381
<i>And I'm in hot pursuit!</i>

482
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,715
Mr. Kissinger, is there any way

483
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,801
we can drop this
N-bomb before 1:00?

484
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,790
They're showing the continuation
of "Good Times" today,

485
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,959
and I need to see if Penny
falls down the elevator shaft.

486
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,020
That show is
hilarious. [ Laughs ]

487
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,273
No "Good Times" until
we know we got Elvis' body.

488
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,730
[sirens wail]

489
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,189
[tires squeal]

490
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,369
Whoa!

491
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,119
Whoo-hoo!

492
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,375
- [ laughs]
- What was that?

493
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,168
<i>You think you can outrun
me, you Black bastard?!</i>

494
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,468
It's Tricky Dick!

495
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:03,423
All I wanted was a little bit of
drugs in the community, but no!

496
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,430
You brought this on
yourself, Black Dynamite!

497
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,852
Damn it! Basehead
dropped dime on us!

498
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,476
HONEY BEE: Hurry up!
They're catching up on us!

499
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,400
Aaaaah!

500
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,696
Base! How low could you go?

501
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,861
[machine gun clicking] Damn it!

502
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:24,785
Aah!

503
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,455
You can't kill a Basehead!

504
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,541
[tires screech ]

505
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,459
Aaaaaaaah!

506
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,626
[tires screech ]

507
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,454
[ Growls ]

508
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,630
Honey Bee! If we
don't make it out of here,

509
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,207
I want you to know somethin'.

510
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,714
Even though you fucked
up my hair and ruined my life,

511
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,387
true friendship
is more important

512
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,634
than any amount of hair...

513
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,556
No matter how silky the perm is.

514
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,133
And don't you worry...

515
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,948
I ain't gonna press
no charges on you, girl.

516
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,388
Oh, I know you wasn't, 'cause I
would have whupped your <i>ass.</i>

517
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,098
But I <i>am</i> sorry for
making you bald-headed

518
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,808
and causing you to
look more fucked up

519
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,518
than you already did.

520
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,273
Oh. Hug me.

521
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,321
Oh! Hey! I got an idea!

522
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,399
I know y'all negroes
got some afro sheen!

523
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,279
Give it here!

524
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,847
Honey Bee, this ain't
no time for cruel jokes!

525
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,660
Now, why the hell you sprayin'
my bald head with afro sheen?!

526
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,785
Ugh!

527
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,959
Aaaaah!

528
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,504
There ain't nothing that
some good Black folks can't do

529
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,957
if they put their minds and
their afro sheens together.

530
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,668
Cream Corn, your hair
ain't never did shit for us,

531
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,423
but your <i>bald</i> head
just saved our lives.

532
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,175
Can you dig it?

533
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,534
[tires screech ] Come
on, y'all! Hurry up!

534
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,429
Okay, now what do
we do with his fat ass?

535
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,185
There's only one place a
king can croak when he's alone,

536
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,268
and that's on his
motherfucking porcelain throne!

537
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,033
Surprise, darknesses!

538
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,327
Even though you got
Elvis back to Graceland,

539
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,998
I still got you for breaking
in and killing Elvis Presley.

540
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,542
Operation Ghetto
Blaster was a success!

541
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,290
Maybe not the way I
envisioned it, but whatever.

542
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,963
Kissinger! I got the body!

543
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,960
Start the countdown
for the N-bomb.

544
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,779
Well, I guess this is as
close as I'm gonna get

545
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,464
to going out in
a blaze of glory,

546
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,616
so if this is the way Black
Dynamite is meant to end,

547
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,257
squeeze the
trigger, motherfucker.

548
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,594
[guns cock]

549
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:20,270
[farting ]

550
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,042
Honey Bee, now ain't
the time for you to be

551
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,733
opening up your ass again.

552
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,361
That ain't <i>myass</i>
opening this time.

553
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,113
Well, Mr. President,
what an honor

554
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,195
having you here at Graceland.

555
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,996
Why are you and these
strange colored folk

556
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,744
holding guns on each
other in my master bedroom?

557
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,702
Shit. Stop the
countdown, Kissinger.

558
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,754
The fat fuck is alive.

559
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,501
My goodness. I must
have missed something.

560
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,236
Once in a while, I <i>pass</i>
out for a couple days

561
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,260
and shit wake myself.

562
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,757
One of these days, I'm gonna
shit wake myself to death.

563
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:53,264
Here... you want a [
medical-sounding gibberish]?

564
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,595
BLACK DYNAMITE: Long
live your king, Tricky Dick.

565
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,350
Long live your king.

566
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,853
I' Dynamite! Dynamite! <i>J”.</i>

567
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:04,063
NIXON: Damn! Damn! Damn!!

568
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,567
Poof I


